age 26;
ladyperson;
downstate new york;
EMT;
bicycle-riding, yarn-loving, book-hoarding, tree-hugging hippie.
...who bathes.
treehouseboat@gmail.com
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WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
IT TRIES TO PICK YOU UP AT THE GYM BY TELLING YOU THAT YOUR LEVEL OF FITNESS IS CONGRUENT WITH THE ATHLETICISM OF THEIR PREFERRED SEX POSITIONS
did not want
IT LEANS EXTREMELY CLOSE TO YOU WHILE COMPLIMENTING YOU INCESSANTLY
IT INSISTS ON BUYING YOU DRINKS DESPITE YOUR REFUSAL AND KEEPS TELLING YOU TO “C’MON, SMILE!”
…ASSHOLE
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this is most illogical
Source: frightfullytreeish
