age 26;
ladyperson;
downstate new york;
EMT;
bicycle-riding, yarn-loving, book-hoarding, tree-hugging hippie.
...who bathes.
treehouseboat@gmail.com
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MAY THEY GO OUT OF BUSINESS & THEIR CEOs WAIL & REND THEIR GARMENTSÂ
WE SHALL HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN
Source: whyamiwearingpants
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WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
IT TRIES TO PICK YOU UP AT THE GYM BY TELLING YOU THAT YOUR LEVEL OF FITNESS IS CONGRUENT WITH THE ATHLETICISM OF THEIR PREFERRED SEX POSITIONS
did not want
IT LEANS EXTREMELY CLOSE TO YOU WHILE COMPLIMENTING YOU INCESSANTLY
IT INSISTS ON BUYING YOU DRINKS DESPITE YOUR REFUSAL AND KEEPS TELLING YOU TO “C’MON, SMILE!”
…ASSHOLE
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that awkward moment when you realise you might not be the coolest dude in the room
Source: scruffyandy
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WEAPONS-GRADE TROLLING
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